Tbh I’m always the person that asks someone to hang out and I never get asked and it’s annoying
whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
when ur in a bad mood but dont want to worry your friends
just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves
my talents are so hidden that i haven’t found them yet
do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it
The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-
It goes from everything from
and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…
And then one time when the show got canceled…
and then when it came back..
you’re missing my favorite one though
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor